"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says: Chicken by the Sea."
Jessica Simpson

"I don't eat buffalo."
Jessica Simpson, after being offered some Buffalo wings

"Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?"
Jessica Simpson

"Why were there mouses?"
Jessica Simpson

"What does it mean when you take a really big breath and it hurts?"
Jessica Simpson

'I have bubbles in my tummy... it's just air. It's not stink. Promise."
Jessica Simpson

"My boob gets in the way."
Jessica Simpson

Is there, like, maids for, like, celebrities?
Jessica Simpson

"Rigor who?"
Jessica Simpson, on rigor mortis

"I have to go, drop some kids in the pool."
Jessica Simpson

" I have a hard booger in my nose, and it makes it - I think it's going to make it bleed."
Jessica Simpson